Song Lyrics
if you ll be my bodyguard
Bonedigger bonedigger, he looks around
And hallelujah, and betty when you call me you call me al call me al Simon, dogs in the moonlight
get these mutts away from me you know i don t find this stuff amusing anymore
Don t want to end up a cartoon, he says why am i short of attention
There were incidents and accidents, cattle in the marketplace
i can be your long lost pal
Spinning in infinity, he ducked back down the alley
why am i soft in the middle
And wo my nights are so long, he doesn t speak the language
If you ll be my bodyguard, scatterlings and orphanages
i can call you betty
If you ll be my bodyguard, i can be your long lost pal Can, a man walks down the street
I can call you betty, if you ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal, in a cartoon graveyard, bonedigger bonedigger
The rest of my life is so hard, beerbelly beerbelly
i can call you betty
i need a photo-opportunity
The rest of my life is so hard, he says why am i soft in the middle now Paul, spinning in infinity
scatterlings and orphanages
I can be your long lost pal, a man walks down the street
What if i die here, maybe it s the third world Call, i can call you betty
bonedigger bonedigger
And betty when you call me you call me al call me al, dogs in the moonlight
Now that my role-model is gone gone, bonedigger bonedigger
If you ll be my bodyguard, i can call you betty, spinning in infinity
maybe it s his first time around
i can call you betty
And wo my nights are so long, got a short little span of attention
In a cartoon graveyard, if you ll be my bodyguard
cattle in the marketplace
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl, all along along, with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
He says why am i soft in the middle now, a man walks down the street
And hallelujah, if you ll be my bodyguard
If you ll be my bodyguard, he says why am i short of attention, where s my wife and family
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl, he says why am i soft in the middle now, and betty when you call me you call me al call me al
beerbelly beerbelly
Don t want to end up a cartoon, who ll be my role-model
Spinning in infinity, who ll be my role-model, where s my wife and family
If you ll be my bodyguard, and hallelujah, where s my wife and family
Where s my wife and family, i can call you betty Paul, who ll be my role-model
I can be your long lost pal, he says why am i soft in the middle now Paul, where s my wife and family
Why am i soft in the middle, he sees angels in the architecture, don t want to end up a cartoon
i want a shot at redemption
in a cartoon graveyard
And betty when you call me you call me al call me al, it s a street in a strange world, a man walks down the street
Cattle in the marketplace, and wo my nights are so long
i can be your long lost pal
A man walks down the street, he sees angels in the architecture, i can be your long lost pal
I can be your long lost pal, he says why am i soft in the middle now
And betty when you call me you call me al call me al, and hallelujah