there’s a real cool club on the other side of town
where the real cool kids go to sit around
and talk bad about the other kids
yea it’s a real cool club and you’re
not part of it there’s millie, pickles and pattycakes too
and cubby’s making mean jokesa about you
ha ha ya little twit
yea it’s a real cool club and you’re not part of it they’re a real cool bunch of die
fledermausketeers
and they’ll laugh at the toughskins
your mom got you from sears
you dork they’ll never let you in cause it’s a real cool club and you’re not part of it you’re fat and guly and
an imbecile too
and that’s why the draw funny pictures of you
and talk bad about all the kids
cause it’s a real cool club and you’re not a part of it yea it’s a real cool club and you’ll never be a part of it yeah it’s a real cool club and you’ll never be a part of it (x2
You know it's real punk when a song gives you a sort of satisfaction that you've been looking for, for a while. I don't know how to explain it, but I know this - this is real punk.
I love seeing this song performed live because it's usually accompanied by an epic Ben Weasel rant about back-slappers and glad-handers and ass-kissers.
Lyrics:
There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids go to sit around
And talk bad about the other kids
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
There's millie, pickles and pattycakes too
And cubby's making mean jokes about you
Ha ha! you little twit
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers
And they'll laugh at the toughskin your mom got you from sears
You dork they'll never let you in
Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too
And that's why they draw funny pictures of you
And talk bad about all the kids
Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
Yeah it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it