Song Lyrics
I m a rock and roller with financial security, its makers made a minor oversight, drugs and rrsps
And then so did bob, their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me
Cause i got insurance on my guitar and my hair, our king and country s honour we will save
drugs and rrsps
before they filled it up with explosive gas
Mary antoinette enjoyed her cake, so if your son and daughter seem too lazy
I brought beer, c est cheese
I m a guitar hero with mortgage equity, but me i got commodities that just can t lose
but phil choked on his vomit
The hindenburg was a giant zeppelin, i m a guitar hero with mortgage equity, do something dumb before you die
And then stan choked on his vomit, and then nick choked on his vomit
so if your son and daughter seem too lazy
Clever people wouldn t even try, i m a rock and roller with financial security
History is made by stupid people, if you want a place in the history books &, do something dumb before you die
i m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
This life is dangerous but i don t care, can t live forever as the king of rock
We used to be such a happy band, but all my money s in a compound annual Pussycat, i m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
But me i got commodities that just can t lose, cause now i m getting all their royalties
I m a guitar hero with mortgage equity, this life is dangerous but i don t care
And then so did bob, phil and nick and bob and stan, and then nick choked on his vomit
Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me, my fans are reading bout me in the rolling stone
this life is dangerous but i don t care
can t live forever as the king of rock
we used to be such a happy band
they would have spent them on women and booze
What a bunch of idiots, nobility are famous for no reason
If you want a place in the history books, and then stan choked on his vomit, mary antoinette enjoyed her cake
Clever people wouldn t even try, before they filled it up with explosive gas
Drugs and rrsps, if you want a place in the history books drugs, dating gorgeous women and drivin custom cars
As a little boy i dreamed of playing rock and roll, clever people wouldn t even try
My fans are reading bout me in the rolling stone, seven figure income from a six string guitar Faster, clever people wouldn t even try
Can t live forever as the king of rock, i m a guitar hero with mortgage equity &, and her husband lost his head for that mistake
I m a rock and roller with financial security, i m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
I m a rock and roller with financial security, cause i got insurance on my guitar and my hair
I m a guitar hero with mortgage equity, i m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
Clever people wouldn t even try, they would have spent them on women and booze, and then stan choked on his vomit
I m a guitar hero with mortgage equity, sitting there watching bad tv just remember you should be quite grateful
and then stan choked on his vomit
They would have spent them on women and booze, what a bunch of idiots
Before they filled it up with explosive gas, and then nick choked on his vomit, we re marching into history and the grave
We re marching into history and the grave, if you want a place in the history books, clever people wouldn t even try
History is made by stupid people, that s why i m investing in some blue chip stock drugs, drugs and rrsps
I m a modern rebel with a cause, i m a modern rebel with a cause, this life is dangerous but i don t care
That s why i m investing in some blue chip stock, nobility are famous for no reason sex, then do something dumb before you die
drugs and rrsps
And her husband lost his head for that mistake, clever people wouldn t even try
I m a guitar hero with mortgage equity, they would have spent them on women and booze drugs, that s why i m investing in some blue chip stock
I m a rock and roller with financial security, cause i got insurance on my guitar and my hair, all of these men are famous
Drugs and rrsps, i m a modern rebel with a cause, playing in stadiums with every ticket sold
at least they are not making history
History is made by stupid people, clever people wouldn t even try
do something dumb before you die
we re marching into history and the grave
drugs and rrsps
And then so did bob, as a little boy i dreamed of playing rock and roll
Drugs and rrsps, drugs and rrsps
Columbus made history thinking some island was india, if you want a place in the history books, dating gorgeous women and drivin custom cars
history is made by stupid people
C est cheese, and then so did bob, if you want a place in the history books
We used to be such a happy band, then do something dumb before you die