The moral of my story, Is simple cant you see.
Just dress up like santa, and youll be just like me.
With all the fun that you can have, i really think its queer.
Well Santa must be sex starved, if he comes just once a year.
Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
oh what fun it is to have a bird on christmas day.
Merry Christmas Everybody!
I went to a christmas party, pulled a darling bird
she said she had no christmas cash, i thought it quite absurd.
I told her that i saved all year , down at my local pub
and if she asked me nicely, I'd put her in the club.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ,Jingle all the way.
oh what fun it is to have a bird on christmas day.
Now I dressed up as Santa Claus, just a year ago
i found a young bird's chimney, and down it i did go.
the young girl had no presents, her christmas was no fun
So i did just what Santa would, I went and gave her one.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way.
oh what fun it is to have a bird on christmas day.
Now we went back to her place. And me i still was hot.
She said just wait a minute, theres something i forgot.
I must check my football pools, do the same with yours.
So i just sat there moaning, while she took down her drawers.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way.
oh what fun it is to have a bird on christmas day.
