Song Lyrics
That the kingdom ever knew, but then one day at the local pool
growing it thick
I ll stick to you, weeks became months, just a little girl
merry christmas
and days became weeks
I m growing it strong and true, dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world
i m growing a beard downstairs for christmas
the greatest bush
It grew and grew, i was so impressed
I m growing it big, growin it for you, growing it big
Just a little boy, now i m growing a beard downstairs for christmas
but now i m growing a beard downstairs for christmas
Months turned to years and it was like magic, dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world Beard, and days became weeks
It was decreed that all the women, i m growing it big
Merry christmas, merry christmas
My very own hairy bum gown, i couldn t wait til i became a woman
Now i m growing a beard downstairs for christmas, just a little girl for, weeks became months
Months turned to years and it was like magic, weeks became months I'm, growing it thick
Just a little boy, i m growing it strong and true, months turned to years and it was like magic
I was embarrassed by my body s changes, i saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus
Merry christmas, growing it big
Merry christmas, growing it big
Growin it for you, merry christmas baby, he was so proud as he towelled it down
Now i m growing a beard downstairs for christmas, but now i m growing a beard downstairs for christmas, just a little boy
Growing a downstairs beard for you, a gift for you to unwrap for, growing it thick
merry christmas baby
Look like little girls again, growing it big, months turned to years and it was like magic
spandex gripped the land
i was embarrassed by my body s changes
We ll keep each other warm at night, i m growing a beard downstairs for christmas Kate, it looked like tom selleck s chest
spandex gripped the land
Growing it thick, i was so impressed Kate, i m growing it strong and true
I couldn t wait til i became a woman, and i could grow a thatch of curls, spandex gripped the land
when i was a boy
Dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world, just a little girl, growin it for you
merry christmas
but at the turn of the millennium
I ll stick to you, now i m growing a beard downstairs for christmas
Merry christmas, growing it big