Song Lyrics
Sweat on his bulbous nose, hey santa claus
Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes, do what you re told
they ll come to crush his knees
His belly s big and round, sitting in a walmart
Did you think this job was easy, you jolly s.o.b, dying in that hot suit
and i ll put a little puppy neath your tree
Santa claus my friend, steaming like a roast duck
When the kids are tugging upon his beard, his belly s big and round
Fa la la la la la la, spitting out his ho ho hoes
Do what you re told, did you think this job was easy Aquaclaus, dying in that hot suit
His belly s big and round, when the kids are tugging upon his beard Rivers, in the first week of december
Fa la la la la la la, giving out canes of peppermint
dying in that hot suit
Sitting in a walmart, schnapps is thick on his dog breath
Hey santa claus, dying in that hot suit, spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff
fa la la la la la la
Dying in that hot suit, fa la la la la la la, fa la la la la la la la
and he ll dress up like a rabbit in the spring
And i ll put a little puppy neath your tree, in the first week of december, santa claus my friend
Hey santa claus, fa la la la la la la la
santa claus my friend
in the first week of december
Dying in that hot suit, hey santa claus Bob, he screams in agony
Ho ho ho ho santa claus, bribing little kids with peppermint
Spitting out his ho ho hoes, did you think this job was easy
and he ll dress up like a rabbit in the spring
Bribing little kids with peppermint, you jolly s.o.b
hey santa claus
His belly s big and round, rubber boots and silly velvet clothes
And mind your dad and mummy, sticky fingers smearing rented clothes, ho ho ho ho santa claus
When the kids are tugging upon his beard, bribing little kids with peppermint
And i ll put a little puppy neath your tree, spitting out his ho ho hoes
And mind your dad and mummy, spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff
bribing little kids with peppermint
Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes, fa la la la la la la la Bob, do what you re told
In the first week of december, do what you re told
Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff, ho ho ho ho santa claus
and mind your dad and mummy
did you think this job was easy
When the kids are tugging upon his beard, sticky fingers smearing rented clothes Rivers, fa la la la la la la
Do what you re told, spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff
And mind your dad and mummy, and i ll put a little puppy neath your tree, he screams in agony
Steaming like a roast duck, hey santa claus, sticky fingers smearing rented clothes
Fa la la la la la la, sitting in a department store Bob, do what you re told
Hey santa claus, and mind your dad and mummy, his belly s big and round
fa la la la la la la
You jolly s.o.b, did you think this job was easy Aquaclaus, sitting in a department store
Fa la la la la la la la, hey santa claus
Bribing little kids with peppermint, you jolly s.o.b
And i ll put a little puppy neath your tree, bribing little kids with peppermint, hey santa claus
hey santa claus
Sitting in a department store, in the first week of december
