I’m edgy like razor
I hit you like a lazer
Impressing on some strangers
When I messed up two from Texas Rangers
Busting through your back door
Chopping up your hardwood floor
Eager like a beaver
I’m giving you salami fever
I recently sent this to my GF from whom I then received the following rejoinder
1) Where do you find these nitwit videos you keep posting me?
2) Would you care to explain what makes you watch everything you find?
3) What (censorship) makes you send this sort of contents to me?
I volunteer to go through the contacts in your mobile phone in order to find anyone who possibly might share your interest in these dubious videos that distantly resemble entertainment.
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I hope she still fancies me.