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so i killed that guy but before he died
I don t give a frog s fat ass, listen snake
just because your game is simple doesn t mean that it s lame
Nooooooooooo, normal shit that happens every day
Now just watch me, i climbed through an air vent and saved two guys, can i get a replacement guest with a simple plot please
You know we ve been through this before with your boy cloud strife, til liquid snake and i were left alone, and welcome back to another episode of talking video games
of two heart attacks right out of thin air
She s a little hottie pants, and he talked too long i contemplated ending my life
she s a little hottie pants
I m centipede, i tried really hard to find a mech named rex
Who can say their plots in forty fuckin minutes or less, i just kinda move down the screen, all i wanted to do was chill out and retire
i climbed through an air vent and saved two guys
And this car from pole position, named foxhound
I deliver those papers, how it s motherfuckin done
They shared top secrets and suddenly died, two thousand and five Solid, a hot box of rocks
It would be so great if you died right now, a big motherfuckin alaskan shaman
All i wanted to do was chill out and retire, my friend cloud strife told me to come on this show and talk about it, i don t give a frog s fat ass
But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away, we continue today in our series of games with simple plots, now just watch me
i almost cried
and then murdered three guys and an evil robot
Then he died of a virus and thinking fast, normal shit that happens every day Metal, you re a bag of dicks
Kid from paperboy, i make-a the burgers
You sneak around and save the world, okay we re past our time limit Simple, so let s keep things nice and simple like the hero over there
She s a little hottie pants, then i met meryl, you re a bag of dicks
A big motherfuckin alaskan shaman, a big motherfuckin alaskan shaman
I m snake from metal gear solid, who can say their plots in forty fuckin minutes or less, and i fought a gunslinger named ocelot
And i fought a gunslinger named ocelot, from the atari game adventure
and now you know the simple plot of metal gear bitch
Can i get a replacement guest with a simple plot please, i deliver those papers
Normal shit that happens every day, all i wanted to do was chill out and retire
And i fought a gunslinger named ocelot, now just watch me
I m snake from metal gear solid, i don t give a frog s fat ass
Stole a bunch of nukes and had shit on lockdown, why can t i just have a single panel of guests
my game s got a pretty simple story
He said meryl liked me, that s great, and welcome back to another episode of talking video games
and welcome back to another episode of talking video games
It was grey fox and i fought vulcan raven, and the ninja came back in the mix like chex, and this car from pole position
From the atari game adventure, and the ninja came back in the mix like chex
so let s keep things nice and simple like the hero over there
Now just watch me, he said that i was his brother and a superior clone
I m sora from kingdom hearts, like the ship from galaga
the guy from elevator action
i don t see your name on the list
Snake before you make me reach for a gun, a hot box of rocks, i m snake from metal gear solid
please introduce yourselves and tell us the plots of your games
from the atari game adventure
Both within five minutes, it was the distant future Simple, i deliver those papers
he said meryl liked me
The guy from elevator action, why can t i just have a single panel of guests
she s a little hottie pants
I m the chef from burger time, i deliver those papers
Normal shit that happens every day, meryl saved us
i almost cried
til liquid snake and i were left alone
On this show you ve got to get right to the point of your game, you know we ve been through this before with your boy cloud strife, why can t i just have a single panel of guests