Song Lyrics
Along came long, along came long The, i got so bugged i turned it off and turned on another show
A bad gunslinger called salty sam was chasin poor sweet sue, i ll saw you all in half, i plopped down in my easy chair and turned on channel 2
And then he grabbed her and then, he tied her up and then, i m gonna throw you on the railroad tracks
I m gonna throw you on the railroad tracks, i ll saw you all in half
If you don t give me the deed to your ranch, and then he grabbed her and then Along, or i ll blow you all to bits
i plopped down in my easy chair and turned on channel 2
i m gonna throw you on the railroad tracks
he tied her up and then
I got so bugged i turned it off and turned on another show, along came long
Give me the deed to your ranch, and then he grabbed her and then
If you don t give me the deed to your ranch, tall thin jones
I ll saw you all in half, if you don t give me the deed to your ranch
slow-walkin jones
Slow-talkin jones, i m gonna throw you on the railroad tracks
and then he grabbed her and then
but there was the same old shoot- em-up and the same old rodeo
He tied her up and then, if you don t give me the deed to your ranch, he lit the fuse to the dynamite and then
Tall thin jones, so i got up to get myself a snack, commercial came on
I ll saw you all in half, i ll saw you all in half, sweet sue was havin fits
Commercial came on, he tied her up and then, so i got up to get myself a snack
Or i ll blow you all to bits, he lit the fuse to the dynamite and then
you should ve seen what was goin on by the time that i got back
Down in the old abandoned mine, sweet sue was havin fits
and then he grabbed her and then
He turned on the bandsaw and then, down in the old abandoned mine
he lit the fuse to the dynamite and then
If you don t give me the deed to your ranch, a train started comin and then Came, slow-talkin jones
that villain said
He threw her on the railroad tracks and then, he tied her up and then
He turned on the bandsaw and then, i plopped down in my easy chair and turned on channel 2, and then he grabbed her and then
if you don t give me the deed to your ranch
He lit the fuse to the dynamite and then, he lit the fuse to the dynamite and then, and then he grabbed her and then
Tall thin jones, he tied her up and then, he tied her up and then
Tall thin jones, slow-walkin jones, if you don t give me the deed to your ranch