Well I was ruling the roost, had all the chicks to myself
And suddenly it happened, that funny little feeling I felt
Well I tried to outrun it, but it finally caught up with me
Tell me how can I run from something that I can’t see?
Oh that little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the love bug
Nobody’s ever seen it, but it’s got the whole world shook up
It all started with a little bitty kiss and a hug
It’s a little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the love bug
Well I always thought that I had me a pretty good style
But I lost that race by a good old country mile
Well I was walking all around with my head held way up high
And it fooled me, hit me, really took me by surprise
It’s a little bitty teeny weeny thing they call the love bug
When you hear a song that is just perfect in all manner and then come to find that some people seem to not share your opinion, in fact they seem to find the song somewhat lacking, you pause to reflect on this situation and soon come to the conclusion that some people are lacking in any semblance of sanity, intellect, good taste, knowledge of any semblance of substance, or in other words, they must be - by default definition - absolutely stupid.