My father worked on a dairy farm in the early 40's next to the Crosby farm in Spokane, Washington. He knew Bing and Bob and always said how nice they were.
I was born in Hong Kong in 1940 of English parents, and just before Hong Kong fell to the Japanese in late 1940 my mother and I were evacuated to New Zealand. Before the war ended, due to concerns about the whole Pacific region being overcome, we were again moved in a shipping convoy back to the UK. As a four year old I remember this song being used as entertainment on the ship, and from then 'till now have never heard it again. I have often sung the words and always finished with the phrase "or would you rather be a fish?" I don't remember the mule or the pig being involved but the fish must have really caught my fascination.
Here is the lyrics for you!
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny - but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a - stubborn streak
And by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy - and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish
A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he slippery - he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
And all the monkeys aren't in a zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swinging on a star
My Dad used to sing me this when I was little! I had no idea what it was but this morning it just came back to me so I googled it and now I'm crying. I always thought he'd made the lyrics up because they sounded silly, but now I know he hadn't.
The Line (From movie Paterson)
There’s an old song
my grandfather used to sing
that has the question,
“Or would you rather be a fish?”
In the same song
is the same question
but with a mule and a pig,
but the one I hear sometimes
in my head is the fish one.
Just that one line.
Would you rather be a fish?
As if the rest of the song
didn’t have to be there.